Diamond Parking Ltd

Airport Parking This Christmas At Bristol

27 November 2013

Diamond Parking at Bristol Airport is here to make your journey First Class... 

Here are some slightly less than first class jokes to enjoy while you book your airport parking with Customer Care :)


Q. What's white and goes up?
A. A confused snowflake!

Q. How long should a reindeer's legs be?
A. Just long enough to reach the ground!

Q. What is the best Christmas present in the world? 
A. A broken drum, you cant beat it!

Q. What do you get if you cross Santa Claus with a duck?
A. A Christmas Quacker!

Q. What is green, white, and red all over? 
A. A sunburnt elf.

Q. Which of Santa's reindeer has bad manners? 
A. Rude-olph!

Q. What do cows say at Christmas?
A. MOOey Christmas!


We 100% guarantee that our parking service is better than our jokes!!

 HO! HO! HOpe to see you soon!!